Saturday, April 02, 2005

Boring Men...

I have a dating account at nerve.com. To date, I have not managed to find a single guy worth dating more than once. Why? They're either too weird or not weird enough.

How to describe the perfect guy I want? It's obviously harder than I thought. I really don't want a guy who feels more comfortable in a polo shirt than an an industrial rock t-shirt. I keep seeing these really boring guys, "long walks on the beach" types, who seem to only want a Desperate Housewife type of person. Why do men and women both need to go with the grain so easily? Is it impossible to find a reformed bad boy who isn't also a reformed alcoholic? I just want someone who has great manners, a great body, and an incredibly large...brain.

I give up. I should try girls, but I'm sure I'd get just as frustrated with that too.